When you more-or-less live under a giant oak tree, you don’t half know it this time of year.

Just a few of the acorns yet to fall
There are plunks, bangs, pings, thumps and rattles at all times of the day and night, onto the roof, the wall, the gravel, the wheely-bin lids …
Acorns are friendly things except if they hit you on the head, which can be quite painful.
They also sprout. Luckily Clive had the foresight to lay a geotextile under the gravel of the courtyard, otherwise we’d have had an oak-seedling lawn rather than gravel. As it is, the stones are overlain with shiny brown acorns which of course rot down and create soil in which their future siblings can root.
Where the seedlings do grow, they can be the very devil to uproot. But when conditions are right, you can pull them up stalk, root and acorn, all in one, which is very satisfying.
I’ve discovered that if you squeeze one end of a small, shiny acorn between thumb and forefinger, you can shoot it quite a distance. Funnily enough, it works better if you squeeze the blunt rather than the sharp end.
This game can be played alone but is more enjoyable when there is someone to compete against.
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