Far and away the best exercise Clive can have for his now hernia-free back is movement in water, and it just so happens that we have a heated indoor swimming pool.
The problem is getting in and out, and since it’s an above-ground pool there’s the additional challenge of bridging the gap between the floor of the room and the rim of the pool.
I currently use an inclined ladder on the outside and a vertical one on the inside, both made of white resin. When I’m in the water, I lift the inside ladder off its little resin hooks and post it onto the side of the pool so that it doesn’t get in the way, seeing as it’s a very small pool, and also so that no maverick currents are set up by the counter-current machine.
The ladders are too precarious for Clive, however.
We also have an outdoor pool, now closed and covered till next May, which has outside steps custom-made for us by a blacksmith. The blacksmith himself and his 2 stalwart assistants struggled to move it, so for us to bring it indoors is a definite no-no.
But the inside steps are made of white resin in a ‘wedding-cake’ style (except they don’t splay like a wedding cake). They are buoyant and relatively light; immovability is achieved by placing 2 very heavy inserts filled with sand on 2 of the treads.
We always bring these steps into the house for the winter because to leave them in the pool would make it almost impossible to put the tarpaulin on with their tall rails sticking up, and if we left them just sitting outside they’d be covered in algae and hibernating snails etc by spring.

Steps on their side ready to be lowered into the pool
The inside steps from the outside pool normally sit in the passageway all winter, between Clive’s bicycle and a stack of pellet sacks, and with the rolled up garden hoses tucked into their hollow interior. They are obviously an ideal candidate for the inside steps of the inside pool.
They can’t be made into a fixture like they can in the outside pool because they would leave scarcely any room to bob up and down let alone swim. They have to be lifted in and out every time Clive goes into the pool.
The whole feasibility of the idea hinges on me being able to lift the ‘wedding-cake’ (for want of a better name) out of the pool and onto the back rim by myself when I’m in the water. Clive can’t help me because he needs the steps in position both before and after his time in the water. My old twin-ladder system, slightly relocated, will enable me to make my own getaway.
Today we did the dry run (or should I say the wet run). It worked perfectly. A bit clumsy, but I would hope to perfect my technique with time.
Now it just remains to construct steps up the outside of the pool, and that’s Clive’s department seeing as he’s an engineer.
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